19 February 2009
while looking thru somethings.. i saw this jokes thingy that was once posted by YUZHE on his blog.
i dunno why.. but i kept laughing at myself.
HAHA!
Yuzhe: u know wads luo tuo?
Huan: ermm....
Yuzhe: its camel
Huan: HUH! shi meh? not horse ah...
Alice: eh who gt bluetooth software ah?
Yuzhe: ohhh lan ya (blue tooth in chi)
Huan: -laugh like mad-
*all of us stare at her.
Yuzhe: siao eh no bluff u lah.. seriously blue tooth is call lan ya
Huan: SHI MEHHHHH!! dun bluff leh..
Yuzhe: sui bian bluff u lor.. den mine is call blacktooth, rainbow tooth
ChewMui: eh u know panda eat wad?
Huan: SUGAR CANE!!!!
Everyone: OMG! seirously we shld bring her to china.....
Yuzhe: ahtiong (our friend from china aka 'tiong gok lang'..) dun feel insulted to ur country national treasure
Huan: HUH! panda is china national treasure?
Tiong and Yuzhe: DUHHHHH!!!
Alice: DARLINGGGGGGGGGG! STOP MAKING ME LAUGH!!!!
Huan: Why issit consider as china's national treasure den?
Tiong: Because there are only a handful left in china
Huan: Huh. den panda should also be Singapore's national treasure too. Because Singapore only have 2 pandas lehs.
Everyone: -dunno what to say-
ChewMui: ask u ah.. panda de which eye is black colour?
Huan: erm... sometimes one side sometimes 2 sides?
Tiong: NOOOO! SIAO AH! u think panda gt 3 species izzit? type A no black eyes. type B 1 black eye. type C 2 black eyes.
Everyone: Ji Tao BWGZZ laugh like hell
Chew Mui: ask u ah which animal cannot take colour photo?
Huan: errrrmmmmmmmm? dunno...
Everyone: PANDA!
Huan: HUH! WHY?
Beng: den u wan panda to appear wad colour in the pic? pink? i help it spray paint den u take de pic k?
Everyone: pengzzzz
pardon. and i thought HUA TUO (华佗) is a camel too.
HAHAS.
SO FUNNY!
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