Geoffrey wrote tis on floor schedule And xiaoyu ask.. : 鸡蛋,咸蛋,鸭蛋,鸟蛋... 哪一个蛋最会作弊? -everyone brain bursting- Huannies: 鸟蛋.. 因为它最会说鸟话.. 骗人让它作弊最厉害. XiaoYu: 错! Carine: 咸蛋.. 因为它是咸蛋超人! XiaoYu : 你好厉害!你怎么会知道? Huannies: *HAHA 原来是咸蛋. 很lame lor. 因为它有power所以可以抄别人的东西。 XiaoYu and Carine gave me "-.-!" i dunno why. and....... XiaoYu: 是因为它是咸蛋 '抄' 人,所以它最会抄别人! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ -.-""""
JOKE NO. 2
i wrote a note on the Outside food docket the day b4 to inform the next day floor opener to fold trash bags when he's free. cos the bags are running low.
so on tat day when i came for work at nite.. i saw this docket with additional writings..
My Writing: opener, pls help to fold some trash bags when u r free. the bags are running low. thanks ^^ Geoffrey's writing: What. you think i'm very free huh. Although i'm Geofree, but i'm not free. -.-
JOKE NO.3 the new CE who was trained over at our branch was named Ella Cecilia and she's from phillipines. Samuel came walking into the back of candy bar from outside. KianKok, Me and Ella was there.
Ella looking at Samuel: Are u a Singaporean? Samuel: of cos i'm a Singaporean. Do i not look like onee? haha. Ella: ohhh... i thought you were a phillipino.. same as me.
LOLS. KIANKOK and ME CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!
JOKE NO.4 This happens few days ago at the back of candy bar too. Me: Marley & Me 真的很感人lor. 到最后我cannot stop crying. 'forget who': 对咯。自然会流泪 Victor who jus came in: 是这样的啦.. 看到sad part自然会流汗!EH I SAY WRONG! is 流泪.
HAHA. imagine when u see sad movies.. den u start sweating non-stop cos was too sad.
JOKE NO.5 also happens some days ago.
JunKai: eh later go play lehs. Geoffrey: i tink will hav enough ppl.. ask diana go means weilun go.. which means tecksiong will go too. Huannies: eh wat u all playing.. very interesting lehs. JunKai: L4D. A killing game which u needs to form a team and kill monsters like House of Dead. Huannies: WOW thats very interesting. i also wan to play lehs. i love this kind of game.
after some time...... i tink not even an hr....
Huannies: EH. later u all really go play DLK ar? JunKai & Geoffrey: wat DLK. wa lao. Huannies: HUH the game u all going to play lor. u all tell me one.
JunKai & Geoffrey laughs. And buaytahans. HAHA. but i already remember its L4D already hor. cos i named the long form as LOSE 4D. HAHA
JOKE NO.6
happened today..
Bro-in-Law: 今天是三八妇女日! Me: HUH. wat the hell is tat? Sis: HUH. 你没有听过? Bro-in-law: 女人都很三八所以今天是妇女日 -dun believe but i throw a stoopid question which pops up in my head- Me: ohh.. 这样.. 如果这个日子falls on weekdays.. 全部的女人就不用做工了huh?
dey jus got nth to reply me. gd job. -.-
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